Did you just fork my boyfriend? *raises an eyebrow at the singer* That’s not decent behavior, now is itttttttt?
(I apologize deeply, I really do……though I always did picture bert/ernie as Pete/Keith if they ever lived together idk why. also I typed ‘bret’ instead of ‘bert’ and thought of bret michaels in puppet form. the terror will never end)
Nnnnnoooooo, *squirms in my chair, picking my fork up and pouting just a little* I put him on the bus to be safe, *I giggle, looking at John and nudging him in the side*
(oh god but what about the actual Ernie puppet being Uncle Ernie :////// i’m not sure which is worse - well they’re both a little terrifying to think about anyway)
if you log out, you get the option to do a submission by email and it doesn’t display your url or anything
'Yet?!' He'd better not be at all, the poor thing! Keith's not playing Uncle Ernie with our fucking frog! *I know I sound a little rude but I'm actually genuinely concerned about the well-being of the poor amphibian*
(I’M SO SORRY I didn’t mean to forget about our froggy offspring, honest, see - look I’ll go feed him and love him now)
awwww you can always do an anonymous submission!
*I accidentally drop my fork with a clatter* Richard is NOT going in anybody’s underwear! Oh god please tell me he’s still in the box, yes it’s our frog, John and I stole him from the zoo yesterday.
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